Functional Pie Pizzeria

Wow! Such good pizza and really nice staff. My husband said it? Probably the best pizza he ever had. Fresh ingredients, beautiful options and great taste. Very generous portions.

Pizzas were good, but the service was missing something. We had a party of 6 people, and most of us wanted different flavor pizza slices, but we were told we could not order single slices if there were 6 of us and we had to order a whole pizza. Instead, we all had to find out what flavors people would agree on and then decide whether each taste should be a whole pizza or a half pizza with 2 flavors. It was harmless and people only ended with different pizzas when they originally wanted. After the order, we were also told that we could not use their tables outside (because there is only room for 8 and we were told to go to a local brewery and they would let us eat there. (While we had to buy beer there to use their table...so...yeeaaaaaaaaaa.... If you are only 2 or maybe 4 people, you might have a better experience. But if your party is bigger than that, please note that you will go to your pizza and find a place to eat it. We all agreed the best pizza was the special, that was honey Sriracha jalapeno something or other. It was spicy, but delicious. Unfortunately, we had only got the one as half, so we had to cut slices into half, so everyone could try.

4 pizzas to pick up the other night. The staff was friendly and the pizza was excellent. This is the best pizza in Whistler. My favorite was the fair with Texas?. Thanks for the great Pies.

Best pizza in Whistler! Came all the way from Texas and the Mess with Texas pizza did not disappoint!

Excellent, very tasty pizza. Got the four cheese and Greek garden half and half pizza with addition of pineapple... it was absolutely delicious. The pizza dough was like biting into a cloud. Staff were exceptionally friendly and the shop had a great vibe. Got a second after the first bite of the first pizza.

This is the best pizza place in Whistler, trust me. Why should you trust me? I have a dog so that?s why you should trust me. Actually the dog is my wife?s. I didn?t really want the dog but she felt the need to fill a void from a deprived childhood. She never had a pet. Now I?m paying the price, so it?s all my mother in laws fault really. He is cute though?. Anyway give the pizza at Functional Pie a try, you won?t regret it. Trust me :

Most amazing pizza! The staff are funny, efficient and did I mention they make the best pie? They must have some secret ingredients because the crust is light and fluffy, and the toppings extraordinary. I can?t wait to return!