Stooges: Mint Hill NC My now ex-wife got pregnant in the bathroom here on our anniversary. Yup, some drummer of a Van Halen tribute band called Fan Halen put a little baby in the woman I stopped talking to my mom for. She lives in my old house with him now. Just them, their baby, and the singer of the band. None of this information is relevant to my review, but I just want to know the headspace I was in when I went there to grab a burger. Stooges may seem like a dive bar, but that 's only because it is. But it 's a clean fun dive bar. With really good food. You know what, before I get into the food, I have to say this. What really pisses me off about my wife getting knocked up by, what my dad calls, The Atomic Spunk, is that they were a Van Halen tribute band that only played Hagar tunes. Imagine that. Going to see a VH cover band and requesting Jump but getting Amsterdam instead. I mean, listening to Shammy Hagar ruin Right Here, Right Now and thinking, 'Wow, I need a part of that in my belly '. Disgusting. Anyway, I really enjoyed the fries here. Really crispy and not at all slutty like my ex. I 'm sorry, that was uncalled for. My ex was actually a very nice girl. She was a virgin when we met. But I later discovered that she sowed her wild oats with every farmer to plow a field, if you get my drift. I mean, When we got married, her dad told me that I was 1 in a Million. Turns out, he wasn 't that far off. Everyone was super nice in this place. The bartender was funny and was telling jokes and the hostess was super nice. Even the cooks came out and hung out for a while, it was really an enjoyable time. I apologize that I keep going back to this, but it was the drummer. Not even a real musician, but basically a roadie that they let sit on stage. Imagine saying to yourself I want the guy that couldn 't learn guitar to bang me in the men 's room. Right beside the guy pissing blood and the condom machine . The dude couldn 't even put a buck in and buy an extra small rubber? Anyway, I highly recommend coming here to see some live music and grab a bite to eat. Just leave your wife at home. Stooges: Mint Hill NC. 5/5 Stars